Latest: EP.13 Natasha Pulley — Don’t Become A Writer, You’ll Die in Your Mother’s Cellar

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Don’t Worry, No One’s Listening

These aren’t the podcasts you’re looking for. Screenwriter and novelist Edward Savio sits down with writers, filmmakers, and other dangerously creative people to talk unfiltered about blank pages, creative chaos, and the ways stories can save us. Honest, funny, and definitely not your normal book chat.

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EP. 9 · May 6, 2026 · ★ Must Watch

Ray Porter

Delivering the Goddamn Mail

Ray Porter joins Edward Savio for a funny, candid conversation about storytelling, performance, and a voice listeners already know from some of the biggest audiobooks in the genre—including Project Hail Mary, the Bobiverse series, and Savio’s own League of Auld. Newly inducted into the Audible Narrator Hall of Fame, Porter talks about what makes narration work, why the job is to serve the story, and how acting, writing, and audiobook performance all depend on the same thing: getting your ego out of the way. It’s a smart, human episode about craft, voice, and the strange intimacy of being the one guiding the listener through the dark.

EP. 3 · Dec 10, 2025 · ★ Must Watch

Julia Whelan

Wants You To Know This Isn't About Her

Julia Whelan on acting, audiobooks, writing, and why that story is never really about her.

EP. 1 · Nov 9, 2025 · ★ Must Watch

Christopher Moore

Making The Profane Profound

Writing, rewriting, and the occasional F-Bomb.

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Don’t Worry No One’s Listening (Sneak)

Writers talking like no one’s listening. No press junkets. No safe answers. Just real conversations about blank pages, creative chaos, and the madness of living a creative life. Presented by Bookstr.com. Hosted by screenwriter & novelist Edward Savio. 🎙️ Don’t Worry, No One’s Listening — the podcast for writers, readers, and curious eavesdroppers. Watch the trailer. Pretend you were never here.

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Welcome! Now, WTF is this Podcast?

In this introduction, screenwriter and novelist Edward Savio explains what this podcast is—and what it isn’t. It’s not the standard writer interview. It is a conversation between two creatives—a deep dive into process, the blank page, and the ways stories save us.

EP. 13 · Oct 21, 2026

Natasha Pulley

Don’t Become A Writer, You’ll Die in Your Mother’s Cellar

Internationally bestselling author Natasha Pulley joins Edward Savio on Don’t Worry, No One’s Listening to talk about writing the impossible, breaking genre conventions, and why becoming a novelist once seemed like a reliable way to die in your mother’s cellar.

EP. 12 · Oct 7, 2026

Scott Meyer

What Happens After the Funny Idea

Scott Meyer, author of the Magic 2.0 series and creator of Basic Instructions, joins Edward Savio to talk about turning enormous speculative ideas into extremely human mistakes. They get into stand-up, Douglas Adams, overpowered wizards, Luke Daniels, writer’s block, abandoned books, bad reviews, and why sometimes the only villain you need is your own stupidity.

EP. 11 · Sep 23, 2026

Liv Constantine

Trust the Writer, Suspect Everyone Else

New York Times bestselling author Liv Constantine joins Edward Savio to talk about the machinery underneath psychological suspense: collaboration, character, point of view, planted clues, and twists that sometimes change because the characters refuse to cooperate.

EP. 10 · May 20, 2026

Nicole Galland

Staging a Novel

Nicole Galland joins Edward Savio for a funny, craft-heavy conversation about acting, screenwriting, historical fiction, point of view, collaboration, and the writer’s block that led her back to the novel that changed her life. From The Rise and Fall of D.O.D.O. to Boy, Galland talks process, research, theater, editing on paper, and why writing a novel feels a lot like putting on a play.

EP. 9 · May 6, 2026 · ★ Must Watch

Ray Porter

Delivering the Goddamn Mail

Ray Porter joins Edward Savio for a funny, candid conversation about storytelling, performance, and a voice listeners already know from some of the biggest audiobooks in the genre—including Project Hail Mary, the Bobiverse series, and Savio’s own League of Auld. Newly inducted into the Audible Narrator Hall of Fame, Porter talks about what makes narration work, why the job is to serve the story, and how acting, writing, and audiobook performance all depend on the same thing: getting your ego out of the way. It’s a smart, human episode about craft, voice, and the strange intimacy of being the one guiding the listener through the dark.

EP. 8 · Apr 22, 2026

Liza Tully

From Kerfuffles to Clues

Liza Tully joins Edward Savio to talk pen names, mystery structure, writing process, and the pleasure of exact language. From literary fiction and dark suspense to The World’s Greatest Detective and Her Just Okay Assistant, this is a conversation about trust-your-instinct writing, reader expectation, giant handwritten notebooks, and why the best advice may be learning which advice to ignore.

EP. 7 · Apr 8, 2026

Max Barry

Making the Ridiculous Feel Real

Max Barry joins Edward Savio to talk satire, persuasion, and why even the most ridiculous ideas have to feel real. From Lexicon to Jennifer Government to The 22 Murders of Madison May, which sets a serial killer loose across the multiverse with reality-bending consequences, they get into dialogue, power, and the problem of writing satire in a world that keeps outpacing it. Funny, sharp, and a little unsettling, it’s a look at how the absurd starts to feel uncomfortably real.

EP. 6 · Mar 25, 2026

Dennis E. Taylor

To Infinity Bobs and Beyond

Software developer turned bestselling sci-fi author Dennis E. Taylor joins Edward Savio to talk about the unlikely path that led to the Bobiverse series. They discuss engineering, artificial intelligence, writing habits, and the moment a bad Kindle book inspired Taylor to start writing fiction himself.

EP. 5 · Mar 11, 2026

Kat Rosenfield

Winging It Like a Grown-Ass Professional

Bestselling novelist and cultural critic Kat Rosenfield joins Edward Savio for a candid and hilarious conversation about writing by instinct, trusting creative chaos, and the difference between building stories and breaking them apart.

EP. 4 · Jan 14, 2026

Jonathan Maberry

The Grin Reaper

Bestselling author Jonathan Maberry joins author and screenwriter Edward Savio to talk monsters, trauma, productivity, and the joy of writing without fear. A candid, wide-ranging conversation about craft, character, and surviving the long haul.

EP. 3 · Dec 10, 2025 · ★ Must Watch

Julia Whelan

Wants You To Know This Isn't About Her

Julia Whelan on acting, audiobooks, writing, and why that story is never really about her.

EP. 2 · Nov 19, 2025

Greg Cope White

From Otherhood to Brotherhood

Guts, glory, and funny stories. Boot camp, writing, and the journey from feeling invisible to finding your place. Greg Cope White joins Edward Savio to talk identity, the Marines, and turning survival into story—from The Pink Marine to the Netflix series Boots.

EP. 1 · Nov 9, 2025 · ★ Must Watch

Christopher Moore

Making The Profane Profound

Writing, rewriting, and the occasional F-Bomb.