This is what happens when don’t CLOSE OUR BORDERS!
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I can almost hear him.
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And if you want…listen to a little preview of “The Velvet Sledgehammer.”
The Donald explains how a billion dollars gets you a spouse that’s hot, but maybe not all that warm.

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Because I muddled the joke by getting too clever. Here is today’s thought…slightly revised. (You can still see the original…thanks Internet.)
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These buttons bring joy to others.
Too soon for an origin story? Nah.
